You May Need to Rent a Storage Unit If

You May Need to Rent a Storage Unit If

Jeff Foxworthy entertains us with his you might be a redneck jokes. They are funny to everyone even if you do not label yourself as a redneck because we can all relate to them some way or another. Similarly, there are lots of reason self storage customers need storage. So, in my sad Jeff Foxworthy style, I’ll attempt to write, you may need to rent a self storage unit if…list. Hopefully, at least one of these will make you laugh, or rent a self storage unit. Let’s see.

You may need to rent a self storage unit if…

• You run a business out of your home or apartment and you’re using storage boxes as furniture
• You run an online auction business selling extra furniture that is in your home
• You invested in thousands of Beanie Babies and now they are Beanie Men
• You use the trunk of you car in the winter for beer and food storage
• The classic car you planned on restoring 15 years ago turned into a weed planter
• You keep college text books, like Business Ethnics and Economics 101, on your office shelf storage
• You keep holiday decoration out all year long because you have no storage room to stow them in attic storage since the ghost had taken it over
• You’re selling your home and you can’t leave the house because you packed yourself into a corner
• Your relocating and the seller of your new home can’t leave because they have packed themselves into a corner
• You’re relocating and your new house sunk into a Florida swamp and it has become a protected habitat for alligators 

Your may need to rent a self storage unit if…

• You have a ham radio hobby and you find that you’ve been talking to yourself a lot lately
• You have an art collection and no walls
• You’re an athlete, or at least you think you are one, with a dusky sporting equipment storage collection
• You’re closet is prone to avalanches from the excessive shoe storage and clothe storage
• Your 11th bike has been stolen from your porch and you bought a new one
• The home improvement project you started two years ago is going to take a little more time to complete
• You’re 80 years old and still have a hula hoop
• You can use the boat stored in your driveway as a ladder to get on your roof
• You use your front yard as boat storage and your boat leaves a fossil imprint behind during spring and summer.

You may need to rent a self storage unit if…

• You still own a pair of parachute pants and leg warmers
• Your bedroom is a storage room because you couldn’t get your friends and relatives to buy Amway products
• You drove pass a self storage business wondering where to stash the dead body in your trunk

Well, I hope these ideas were worth reading and pushed you to rent a self storage unit of your own near you. 

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Disclamer: This entry is intended to promote our partner StorageMart and some or all participants received compensation.